NEW ELEMENT DISCOVERED: Governmentium (Gv),
UPDATE:
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 28 assistant neutrons, 98 deputy neutrons, and 219 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 345.
These 345 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has
half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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Nieuw element ontdekt
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't Is natuurlijk bijna weer 1 april.
That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
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En dan de schaamte van te moeten zeggen dat ik het na het lezen van de eerste alinea nog niet doorhad (al had ik iets van, wat zijn assistant, deputy en assistant deputy neutrons?)! 
Natuurlijk, wat doet dit anders in WSF Café? Maar daar let je dan weer niet op als je hier komt via 'nieuwe berichten'.
Denis
Natuurlijk, wat doet dit anders in WSF Café? Maar daar let je dan weer niet op als je hier komt via 'nieuwe berichten'.
Denis
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En dan de schaamte van te moeten zeggen dat ik het na het lezen van de eerste alinea nog niet doorhad (al had ik iets van, wat zijn assistant, deputy en assistant deputy neutrons?)!
Bij mij viel het kwartje ook pas bij morons.
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HAha,
die is goed.
Is er ook informatie over de verwerking van Governmentium of kan het gewoon bij het GFT?
die is goed.
Is er ook informatie over de verwerking van Governmentium of kan het gewoon bij het GFT?
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En dan hebben we natuurlijk ook nog deze:
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentatively named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization.
Research at other laboratories indicates that administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.
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Eerder kga (klein gevaarlijk afval)theoriegeladen schreef:HAha,
die is goed.
Is er ook informatie over de verwerking van Governmentium of kan het gewoon bij het GFT?
"Malgré moi, l'infini me tourmente." (Alfred de Musset)
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In de milieubox ermee. Zo kan niemand zich nog aan het element bezerenEerder kga (klein gevaarlijk afval)
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Ik dacht al... morons? maar administratium vond ik ook raar.
